Googly Ann-Mi

The google meme, as seen so many other places. I couldn’t use “Ann-Mi” since it shows up nothing, so I just put my “real” name instead.

1. Type in “(your name) needs” in the Google search:
a) Anne-Marie needs lots of patience
b) Annemarie needs your prayers
c) Annemarie needs new socks?
d) Anne Marie needs to put on a terrific show …

2. Type in “(your name) is” in the Google search:
a) Anne Marie is an upfront, honest person
b) Anne Marie is an aspiring personal trainer who has always had large breasts.
c) Anne-Marie is the younger sister of the current Queen Margrethe II of Denmark.
d) Anne-Marie is also seasoned Adobe and Quark authorized trainer…

3. Type in “(your name) likes” in the Google search:
a) Anne-marie Likes These Moms
b) Anne Marie likes to walk as much as possible and on trips to the park with her son makes full use of the playground…
c) Anne-Marie likes to read and she is currently reading The Five People You Meet In Heaven by Mitch Albom.
d) Anne-Marie likes to take a ‘broad brush’ approach to collection development and interpretation valuing ‘issues, stories, culture, …

4. Type in “(your name) wants” in the Google search:
a) Anne Marie wants to do is use the talents that nature gave her (few people can handle 30-foot waves) to further her lot in life.
b) Anne-Marie wants to find the apartment her family had to abandon when they left.
c) Anne Marie wants to see people begin to converse with each other more freely, even if it’s not for the purpose of getting together romantically. …
d) Anne Marie wants to see someone who will take responsibility and will move things along, i.e. evidence. that someone is a go-getter. …

5. Type in “(your name) gets” in the Google search:
a) Anne-Marie gets her trip to the hole, and her roommate gets her flogging.
b) Anne-Marie gets her Snapple on.
c) Anne Marie gets fired for confronting one of the ball players and showing him how to throw a …
d) Anne Marie gets snagged on a rock at the bottom and struggles to break free.

6. Type in “(your name) says” in the Google search:
a) Anne Marie says I can affirm (order up) jewelry so I did!
b) Anne-Marie says the introduction of the learning languages programme boosted the …
c) Anne-Marie says her career thoughts have been …
d) Anne Marie .. says: Aw, thanks you guys!!! YAY FOR HAT PORN! YAY FOR PHOTO HUNT!

7. Type in “(your name) does” in the Google search:
a) Anne Marie Does Love to Sing by Baby Dee has 97 listeners at Last.fm.
b) Anne-Marie does not have any Contacts at this time.
c)  Anne Marie does not attempt to teach about friendship and caring in this book, if you read it carefully, you will learn how to BE with a person who …
d) Anne Marie does her broadcasts over. …

8. Type in “(your name) eats” in the Google search:
a) Anne-Marie - Eat right, Exercise, Die anyway.
b) anne marie eat a corn dog, trust me dudes, my life has never been the same.
c) Anne-Marie eats her soup quickly, and we head back to her place. I need to fucking ask her out. Do it. DO IT NOW. I don’t. Instead, we talk another two …
d) Anne Marie eats, drinks and sleeps surfing.

9. Type in “[your name] hates”
a) Anne Marie hates go-go dancers. …
b) Anne-Marie hates ‘tabloid’ journalism, preferring stories about art and culture, and refusing to act in an underhanded manner to obtain a story. …
c) Anne-Marie hates him very much, for “tearing apart her family.
d) Anne-Marie hates Celine and calls her a bitch.

Well. That was confusing.

I couldn’t find enough for the Anne-Marie eats thing, so I just went with ‘eat’ too. And… Because so few people can spell my name correctly, I accepted both with and without the hyphen.