THE NINJA SQUAD!

I’m so happy! I found this trailer online. I have it and some of its counterparts on dvd! Unfortunately, they’re so horribly horrible that watching them causes temporal anomalies and makes 1 hour become 2 days. 

The trailer is pure gold. It has all the most important lines of dialogue. 

“What did I tell you? He’s a ninja and a very dangerous man!” 

“What do you want?” 
“YOUR BODY! [pause] I’m going to kill Billy.. AFTER I kill you!” 

Billy, incidentally is a “young ninja” who runs around punching people like a gorilla (not a ninja) and shooting people with automatic guns. Wtf? 

Damn I love this trailer!

Make sure not to miss the exciting final fight!