Eurovision 2007: Vampires are alive!

I was looking for some quality music to acquaint myself with. Unfortunately, the Eurovision song contest preview appeared on tv today. My plans were dashed when I was exposed to the travesty of Switzerland’s admission… DJ BoBo - Vampires Are Alive. 

Yes. Vampires.. are.. alive… 

As if that wasn’t bad enough, Ukraine was up soon after that. 

Holy shit. What the hell is going on here? It’s so bad I can’t even hate it. If you’re going to watch one of these two vidoes, make it this one. It has all the classic nightmarish elements of Eurovision song contests: the right instruments, a drag queen, German language, and some ethnic dancing.