Zombie porn

I don’t know why I never realized it, but today we have discovered that there exists such a niche as Zombie Porn.

It all started with an innocent enough stumbl upon the My Zombie Pin-Up calender site (“Where beauty eats BRAAAAIINNS!”) It’s got a full month calender for sale with a zombie girl pin-up for every month!

Check out Miss November!

Next up, there’s the Porn of the Dead. NOT work safe, as it features lots of gore, mutilated bodyparts, and hot zombie on zombie action! Oh. And full nudity.

These are apparently stills from an actual movie. I had trouble deciding what sort of picture to post from there. I actually wanted to put this one, but it’s a little too… harsh to perhaps force upon the inquisitive, innocent bypasser, so click it if you REALLY want to see it. The zombie expression is priceless…

So, here’s a little zombie on zombie action from Porn of the Dead. I shudder to think what the actual movie is like! There are 35 stills featuring full gory zombie nudity. Yuck!

Next, I give you the Zombie Sex Guide! This site features great tips for zombies such as the nutrition values of bodily fluids, the pros and cons of having detachable limbs, and painless zombie S&M.
Here’s a little quote:

If your necrophilia or poor judgment tempts you to get intimate with a zombie…don’t! It will not end well. Zombies come on strong and won’t take no for an answer, but they only want you for your juicy flesh and your brains. Not your intelligence – your BRAINS.

Last but not least, if you’re itching for a zombie sex scene, why not watch Peter Jackson’s B-“horror” movie “Braindead”? It’s… well. I don’t know how to describe it. I warn you, if you don’t like cheesy horror movies, you won’t enjoy this scene!
Actually, I’m not sure horror is the right term for it. It’s scary, but not “BOO!”-scary.. more like, “Why did someone make this and why am I watching this?”-scary with lots of silly comedy. :)