The Sexodrome

This sex shop is so sleezy. It has all the classic elements.

The bad English. WELCOME TO SEX SHOP. Argh. In Neon.

The neon sign (the only thing missing is a cheesy animation of cheesy sexual acts) looks terrible, and please note the awful doors with tacky pictures and text.

The text is translated:

“Watching room with 42 LCDs, airconditioning, DVDs and videos of all types available. Material for erections and sustaining erections. Sex toys aplenty. Aromatic oils, gifts, and gimmicks for bachelor parties and birthdays.”

And should the available wanking watching rooms interest you but are bothered by the fact that someone might see you, a small, subtle sign whispers, “Back door entrance available.”