To The Unemployed but Internet-Surfing People of Finland

HELLO, my fellow unemployed people of Finland who have access to the internet! 

Did you know that you too can get your dole money online? Yes, that’s right. You just have to have an online banking account that you take with you over to www.kela.fi and then fill out the form you find there! 

No longer do you have to write in monotonous writing over and over again: 

02.03.2007 Unemployed 
03.03.2007 Unemployed 
04.03.2007 Unemployed 

Now you can get it done with a couple clicks of the mousebutton. No longer do you have to keep track while you’re running along the side of the stupid weekdays, making sure you slap down the right date along the right weekday. It does it all for you! Never again will you have to fear that they think you’re trying to rip them off just because you thought April 2nd was a Saturday. 

So come, my fellow Finns, and explore the marvelous invention that is the internet.