"I may be a man, and a man likes nudity, but..."

Mood: 1-person party  Playing: Covenant - call the ships to port

A friend of mine just spent a considerable amount of time, well, let the log speak for itself… (I apologize beforehand for my apparent brainlessness. I was distracted at the moment and very merry.)

friend: just downloaded the whole REM discography..

.. and it turns out to be porn!! maaaaaan.. *growls*
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
me: Cooooooool.
him:1 GB filled with pics and vids..
named “REM discography- all albums, singles +more!”
me: I like it.
me: I can imagine you discovering it.
him: no…… damn, im angry….
me: eheh, sorry, my sense of humor in the way.
him: I already had a bad feeling when I opened it and it had lots of archives with “girl” names.. *lol*

him: well, i’m a man, and men like nudity, but this one goes straight to HELL..

*deletes*

It gets me wondering how many of us get ripped off daily.

Ok. Bad boy, he should have gone out and BOUGHT all their cds and he’d never have had to encounter this problem. *wags finger at him*

But I wonder, who is it that goes out there, compiles, catalogues porn into nice categories according to these girls’ names, the scenarios, etc, and then deliberately misfiles the zip file as something else? Is it someone who wants to share the joy of pr0n even with those who don’t enjoy it? Or is it meant to be something to punish people for downloading something they should have bought in the first place? I doubt it - who would have spent so much time neatly putting these files into different folders?

Then what is it? Someone out there with a sense of humor as bad as my own? Or is someone who wants to give all REM-fans the happy joy of accidental eye-candy? Maybe it’s someone who wants to get revenge against all these girls whom he’s successfully managed to film and photograph, but who somehow insulted him in the end and therefore prompted him to share his personal collection with the rest of the world? Or perhaps he wants to help these girls gain popularity (amongst REM-fans).

Or maybe the simple truth of the matter is, “REM discography- all albums, singles +more!” is some code language for “SEX young teens- all positions, shaved pussies +more!”

Tell me your theories. Comment now.
(Yes, ;) I’ve swiftly become a comment-whore )