Cat-balls

Mood: Zombified  Playing: Vivaldi

This is a photograph of one of my favorite T-shirts. That cat with the pretty set of perfectly round plump balls adorns one of my breasts with its magnificent presence. Upon the sleeves are the logo and text of Radio Mafia, a Finnish radio channel which had a facelift and no longer exists in quite the same way, and upon the back are various commercials. For some reason, I’m more used to seeing this t-shirt from the front than the back, so I can’t even begin to guess what they are for.

Anyway, did it shock you? If so, where are you from? If not, .. where are you from? I like to wear this T-shirt in Finland because people tend to smile at it. England, I get an entirely different reaction. They’re shocked or disgusted by it. GRATUITOUS NUDITY AND CAT-PORN! Look at the length of its tail! And the HOLE!

“Whaaaat?” I ask. It’s clean, isn’t it? And it’s not like cats usually wear pants or something. If a cat is happy it’ll lift its tail, and if it’s male, it’ll have balls. And it’ll have no qualm against standing on a table, facing away from you, and forcing upon you with a close-up view of these fuzzy dice. It even seems to me that in England, at least where I study, there are more cats than dogs. You would think that they of all people wouldn’t be so horrified. But noooo. Not so.

If someone walks around with a picture of a nude woman, I’d not get shocked. Still, I think it’d have a slightly greater effect than the cat-butt, mostly because cats are nude all the time and I generally see more clothed women than unclothed ones (except on the net).

I suppose that if I were to put it on in the US, it’d be confiscated or banned or something similar. I remember South Park T-shirts being banned in my school when they came out. Ha. :) I guess I must be one of those typical liberal-minded perverted Scandinavians.